January 19, 2021 – A Thread You Follow

I Said/They Said

I said, You have heard it said, but I say to you.
They said, Would you like some bread with that whine?

I said, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
They said, WTF are you beholden to?

I said, Dog is Man's Best Friend!
They said, Why is Man not Dog's Best Friend?

I said, Look at how the sun rises!
They said, Turn around, the sun is setting.