Is it true? Is it useful? Does it work in the garden? Can it sing? Walk the dog? Knit? Crochet? Is it willing to clean? And go to Radio Shack? Will it play with the kids? Not moan and groan? Does it pray to Lady Luck? And do presentations? Call friends? And be nice to enemies? Answer emails? Can it buy ice cream? And do cartwheels in the lawn? Is it considerate of others? Does it consider time? How much does it cost?