Can it get any more bizarre? Answer: Yes. Workouts, though, are much kinder when nobody counts. A fitting year to preach the hellfire and brimstone sermon tentatively titled, Let's Get Horny. For a sermon arrives in its own time. Sometimes right on time. A dichotomy appears, Proper and Earthy, on either end, and, for a brief moment, arousing. Maybe this time? Nope. Next time, perhaps.